"Guns don’t kill people, Jiggles kills people."
Stone cold killer with a fluffy butt
Easily one of the most shouted phrases in our house after seeing this episode when we were kids.
"Previously, researchers had misidentified skeletons as male simply because they were buried with their swords and shields. By studying osteological signs of gender within the bones themselves, researchers discovered that approximately half of the remains were actually female warriors, given a proper burial with their weapons."
SUCK MY DICK, ARCHAEOLOGY